How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.