How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.