Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!