What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.