What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.