What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.