How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.