How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent