What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."