What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave