What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone