How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.