Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....