What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood