What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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