What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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