What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one