What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.