What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.