What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.