What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!