Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives