What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Attire.

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Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

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Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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I can't find the answer anywhere.

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A clean sheet.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.