What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.