What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")