What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.