What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.