How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"