How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")