What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!