What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!