Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.