Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.