Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.