What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.