What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.