What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar