How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.