What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.