He fingered a minor.
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A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?"
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
It was done in A minor.
The purchaser.
It didn't like being double crossed.
Two fingers.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
10 after 1
They're willing to work peanuts!
Because they're paid to.
Because he's got no arms.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Someone's mom is Snooki.
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
Tulips on your organ.
A: Tulips.