Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))