What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)