What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!