What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps