What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts