What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.