What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.