What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix