What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.