What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.