What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: