What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.