Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly