Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic