Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly