What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving