What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Stampede Jokes More Stampede Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly