How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.