What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd