What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail