What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why did the dog bark?

because its a dog

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.