What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.