What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!