Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided