Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible