What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.