What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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The bond matures.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

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They where playing for the cup !

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)