What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer