How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.