How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!