How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish