What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering