How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."