How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!