How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Previous Random Joke Next

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!