How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.