How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole