How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.