Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: