Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Previous Random Joke Next
Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.