Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.