What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.