What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Previous Random Joke Next

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.