What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.