Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.