Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !