Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !