When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Previous Random Joke Next
Morning Wood Jokes More Morning Wood Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude