What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.