What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.