What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.