What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.