Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.