What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

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Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)