He wanted to take a month off.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because they're practicing to be men.
To draw the curtains !
Attire.
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Nine months.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
He did it before it was cool
Its not on the front page
It's days were numbered!
His days were numbered.
