Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.