How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter