What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much